Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You are my favorite distraction
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
