Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
