Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
