Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
