My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
The mountains are calling and I must go
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
