My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Fellow, stand away from my diagram
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer