My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You are my favorite distraction
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
Take things always by their smooth handle
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
