My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Can one desire too much of a good thing?
Take things always by their smooth handle
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