My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Man is the cruelest animal
Conquer yourself rather than the world
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
