My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Art is never finished, only abandoned
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
