My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
Silence is the garden of thought
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
Great things in business are never done by one person. They are done by a team of people
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer