My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Man is the cruelest animal
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Most men seem to live according to sense rather than reason
You are my favorite distraction
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer