My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
In every walk with Nature one receives far more than he seeks
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
Knowledge is the life of mind
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
