My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life
What goes up must come down.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
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