My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
If i love you, what business is it of yours
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
While there's life, there's hope
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer