My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
