Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
Aspire to inspire before we expire
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
While there's life, there's hope
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
