Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
We create history by our observation, rather than history creating us
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
