Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large
if you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. if they don't, they never were
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
