Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren’t very new at all
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
