Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Man is the cruelest animal
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
