Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will move the earth
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
No crime is so great as daring to excel
To perceive is to suffer
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer