Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Count Your Blessings Not Your Problems
The life of the dead is set in the memory of the living
The brave may not live forever – But the cautious do not live at all
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
If you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
