Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Call no man happy till he is dead
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
One hand has surely worked throughout the universe
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
