Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
you will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
