Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To live without commotion provides consolation for an unsuccessful life.
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
Beware of speaking too much, for it increases mistakes and engenders boredom
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
