Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
