Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
