Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
