Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There are no facts, only interpretations
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
Broadly speaking short words are best and the old words when short, are best of all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer