If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
Resist much, obey little
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
A bit of science distances one from God, but much science nears one to Him
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
