If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The good of the people is the chief law
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
