If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
If i love you, what business is it of yours
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
The play is the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
