If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Simplicity is a matter of taste
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
