I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
