I am not anti social I am selectively social
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When a persons authority is great, his effort and his caution must also be great.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
Our life is what our thoughts make it
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