I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
The heart was made to be broken
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large
My will is mine...I shall not make it soft for you
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
