I am not anti social I am selectively social
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
The one who steps back will not progress
If i love you, what business is it of yours
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
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