I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Vision without execution is daydreaming
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
The root of suffering is attachment
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
