I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Not to have a thing is less humiliating than to beg it
If you want to control other people, first control yourself
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
