I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Rise above sectional interests and private ambitions... Pass from matter to spirit. Matter is diversity; spirit is light, life and unity
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer