I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be curious, not judgmental
Learning never exhausts the mind
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
