I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
The scientific observer of Nature is a kind of mystic seeker in the act of prayer
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Love follows knowledge
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
