Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life.
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep
Imagination is more important than knowledge
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
