Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life
His part is mercy, ours is endless praise
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
If you claim to have understood a reality, you must only do so after putting that reality into practice in your own life.
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
