Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth
Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
you will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it
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