Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
Power comes not from knowledge kept but from knowledge shared
One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
The worst sin is that which the sinner takes lightly
I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer