Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never was anything great achieved without danger
Everything you can imagine is real
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
The nourishment of body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
