Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home
People who miss the opportunity are many, but there is no one whom opportunity misses.
Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer