Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
To reach and pass by the goal is the same as not reaching it.
The thoughts of women are constant. From this point of view, the clever person does not shun the company of women.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer