Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer