My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I need a six month vacation, twice a year
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
