My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer