My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Conquer yourself rather than the world
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
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