I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Aspire to inspire before we expire
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Know yourself to know your lord
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