I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I know you're tired but come, this is the way
Power comes not from knowledge kept but from knowledge shared
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer