I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never confuse movement with action
All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone
Appear as you may wish to be
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer