I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
I know you're tired but come, this is the way
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
