Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
Aspire to inspire before we expire
We must use time creatively, in the knowledge that the time is always ripe to do right
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
