Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood
When proven wrong, the wise corrects himself & ignorant argues.
The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed
When a persons authority is great, his effort and his caution must also be great.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer