Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe
A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
