Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
Lightning makes no sound until it strike
I am not anti social I am selectively social
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
