Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don’t be slave of others when Allah has created you free.
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
To eat less is healthy, to speak less is wisdom, and to sleep less is worship
You are my favorite distraction
Take care of your tongue like the way you take care of Gold and Silver
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
