Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Everything you can imagine is real
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
