Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The true hero is one who conquers his own anger and hatred
Tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life of this world
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
