Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion.
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
Do not have Faith in a religious person who is not tested during temptation
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
If you can dream it you can do it
A man’s measure is his will
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