Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
To write well, express yourself like the common people, but think like a wise man.
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
The best of men is the person who is most beneficial to others.
zombies eat brains, you are safe
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
