Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Shortest horror story: Monday
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others
Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose
A man’s friendships are one of the best measures of his worth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
