Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
