Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom
You may delay, but time will not
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
