Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Vision without execution is daydreaming
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer