Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The best deed of a great man is to forgive and forget
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
Our success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men
What's yours will find you
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
