Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
O man you are busy working for the world, and the world is busy trying to turn you out
A capacity, and taste, for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer