Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Scientist believe in things, not in personÂ
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
Never confuse movement with action
I don’t know where I am going, but I am on my way
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer