Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Well done is better than well said
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever
All knowledge degenerates into probability
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
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