Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
To write well, express yourself like the common people, but think like a wise man.
It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure
There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that is the women
Imagination is more important than knowledge
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