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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Explanation is where the mind rests
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
