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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Silence is the garden of thought
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
