I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
Help and you will be helped
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
