I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
