My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
Courage is grace under pressure
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
Conquer yourself rather than the world
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
