I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
