I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
