Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
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If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
You are my favorite distraction
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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