How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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Aspire to inspire before we expire
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Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
