Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
