Money is something. you got to make in case you don’t die
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I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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You are my favorite distraction
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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
American business magnate, investor, author, philanthropist, and humanitarian. He is best known as the princ...
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
