I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
American business magnate, investor, author, philanthropist, and humanitarian. He is best known as the princ...
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author who is widely recognised as one of the ...
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
