A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
British politician, army officer, and writer, who was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945...
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
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I need a six month vacation, twice a year
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You are my favorite distraction
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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