How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
English poet, playwright and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the w...
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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