I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
American business magnate, investor, author, philanthropist, and humanitarian. He is best known as the princ...
I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
English poet, playwright and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the w...
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
