I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Chance favors the prepared mind
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
It is the lone worker who makes the first advance in a subject; the details may be worked out by a team
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant
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