Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Take things always by their smooth handle
The things that we love tell us what we are
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall
Most men seem to live according to sense rather than reason
O man you are busy working for the world, and the world is busy trying to turn you out
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
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