You are my favorite distraction
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
The friendship that can cease has never been real
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
