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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
Chance favors the prepared mind
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
