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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
Be curious, not judgmental
There is a voice that doesn't use words, Listen
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
God is not a dead equation!
Good better best Never let it rest. Til your Good is Better and your Better is Best
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
