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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
The knowledge of all things is possible
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
