Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
My will is mine...I shall not make it soft for you
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
