Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
