Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Can one desire too much of a good thing?
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer