Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
Learning never exhausts the mind
Shortest horror story: Monday
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
