Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
Conquer yourself rather than the world
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