Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Shortest horror story: Monday
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
He who boasts lowers himself
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
