Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer