Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer