Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
The brave may not live forever – But the cautious do not live at all
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
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