Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
Chance favors the prepared mind
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Scientist believe in things, not in person
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
