What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
