What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Silence is the garden of thought
You can never turn your back on the ocean
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer