What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
