What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion
The friendship that can cease has never been real
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
