What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all
We are born of love; love is our mother
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
