What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To define is to limit
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
