Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
