Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The heart was made to be broken
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
