Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Either give me more wine or leave me alone
You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Great things in business are never done by one person. They are done by a team of people
While there's life, there's hope
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
