Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
You are my favorite distraction
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
