Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
The play is the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
There is a voice that doesn't use words, Listen
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
