I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
