I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
