I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
