I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood
The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
