May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
The one who steps back will not progress
We are not makers of history, We are made by history
If music be the food of love, play on
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
One sometimes finds what one is not looking for
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