May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
I know you're tired but come, this is the way
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
