May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Shortest horror story: Monday
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant
Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that and all will be well
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
