May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Shortest horror story: Monday
Our success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
