May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
The things that we love tell us what we are
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked
One who talks too much makes the most mistakes
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