May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it and I'll move the world
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
I believe that much unseen is also here
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer