May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
Never confuse movement with action
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
