May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters
Virtue pardons the wicked, as the sandal-tree perfumes the axe which strikes it
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Know yourself to know your lord
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
