May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is no friend as loyal as a book
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
Never confuse movement with action
If you want to control other people, first control yourself
It is not enough to win a war; it is more important to organize peace
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
