May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A man of virtue, judgment, and prudence speaks not until there is silence
Hope is a waking dream
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
