May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Passion is the genesis of genius
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Do you wish to be the master of a good servant, with whom you will be satisfied? If so, you must perform service for yourself.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
