May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart
Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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