May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
