May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
