I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
