I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is a voice that doesn't use words, Listen
Learning never exhausts the mind
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
