I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Conquer yourself rather than the world
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
You are my favorite distraction
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
