I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
To define is to limit
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
