I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth
The unprepared mind cannot see the outstretched hand of opportunity
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
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