I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
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