I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.
The greatest truth is honesty and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty
We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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