I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
I have far more confidence in the one man who works mentally and bodily at a matter than in the six who merely talk about it
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place
In times of war, the law falls silent
Run away from greatness and greatness will follow you
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