I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One sometimes finds what one is not looking for
Nothing hurts a good soul and a kind heart more than to live amongst people who cannot understand it
Our success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
What we know is a drop, what we don't know is an ocean
To earn a suspicious living is worse than begging
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
