I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
Nothing is ever too good to be true
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there
The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
