I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When evil come on those we dearly love, never shall we betray them.
There is nothing more ancient than the truth
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
The root of suffering is attachment
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
