I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
You must keep your judgement clear of the mists of vain conceit
Nothing is ever too good to be true
There is no remedy for love but to love more
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
