I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible
There is truth in wine and children
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
