I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed
There is nothing to be learnt from a Professor, which is not to be met with in Books
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
