I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Knowledge is the life of mind
One sometimes finds what one is not looking for
It is dangerous for a human being to be too self-confident
Virtue pardons the wicked, as the sandal-tree perfumes the axe which strikes it
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
