I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
There is nothing to be learnt from a Professor, which is not to be met with in Books
The best deed of a great man is to forgive and forget
Don't disturb my circles
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
