I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
