I need a six month vacation, twice a year
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
India is not a nation, nor a country. It is a subcontinent of nationalities
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
