I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
It takes a very long time to become young
I don't care that they stole my idea.. I care that they don't have any of their own
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
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