I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
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