I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry
No person learned the art of archery from me, who did not in the end make me his target
I believe that much unseen is also here
Never whisper in company
It is the lone worker who makes the first advance in a subject; the details may be worked out by a team
He who hid well, lived well
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