Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that is the women
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
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