Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing
Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that and all will be well
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
Our enemies are our greatest moral teachers, because they thrust our faults in our faces
I'm not afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry to die
Courage is grace under pressure
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