Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end
He who is fond of delicious food, let him bear in mind that ultimately he is to be food for worms
The things that we love tell us what we are
Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it
Our life is what our thoughts make it
The best of men is the person who is most beneficial to others.
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