Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
Backbiting is the attempt of one who is incapable of doing better himself
If you don’t want to do something, don’t impose on others
A wrong concept misleads the understanding; a wrong deed degrades the whole man, and may eventually demolish the structure of the human ego
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge
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