Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Concience is the best of the books of morality, so we must always make reference to it.
Are you not fond of life? If not, you must not waste your time, because life is a garment made from the cloth of time.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
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