Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The elements which are the most widely diffused have small atomic weights
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
He that can have patience can have what he will
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
Be grateful for whoever comes, because each has been sent as a guide from beyond
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