Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
I know you're tired but come, this is the way
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
If you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
Ants, fighting together, will vanquish the lion
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
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