Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth
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