Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
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