Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere
Art is never finished, only abandoned
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
What goes up must come down.
It takes a very long time to become young
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
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