Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
The knowledge of all things is possible
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