Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
Radium is not to enrich any one. It is an element; it is for all people
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal, my strength lies solely in my tenacity
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
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