I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
Push your boundaries beyond the ordinary; be that “extra” in “extraordinary”
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it
But inner experience is only one source of human knowledge
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
