I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven
Nothing in life is to be feared it is only to be understood
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
While there's life, there's hope
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
