I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
All knowledge degenerates into probability
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
The world's big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
