I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
In times of war, the law falls silent
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
zombies eat brains, you are safe
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
Knowledge is the life of mind
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
