I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Simplicity is a matter of taste
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
