I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
The universe doesn't allow perfection
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
Men are driven by two principal impulses, either by love or by fear
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
