Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Dull minds are never either intuitive or mathematical
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9, then you would have the key to the universe
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer