Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
A bit of science distances one from God, but much science nears one to Him
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
O my Lord ! Enter the house of our heart without the slightest hesitation, because there is nothing in it whatsoever apart from the pain of separation from You.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer