Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
You must not take conceited pride in any deed, because deeds are measured on the basis of their final seal (their ultimate condition)
Be grateful for whoever comes, because each has been sent as a guide from beyond
Everything you can imagine is real
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer