Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Resist much, obey little
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer