Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The good of the people is the chief law
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
Shortest horror story: Monday
Simplicity is a matter of taste
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
