Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Vision without execution is daydreaming
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages
The soul is neither inside nor outside the body; neither proximate to nor separate from it
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer