Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
Everything you can imagine is real
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
There is no friend as loyal as a book
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all
The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
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Actor
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Actor, Comedian, Writer