Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
