Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
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Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer