I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
This world is but canvas to our imaginations
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
