I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Simplicity is a matter of taste
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
A lovely face is the solace of wounded hearts and the key of locked-up gates
zombies eat brains, you are safe
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
