I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
God is not a dead equation!
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Dare to think for yourself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
