I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends
Knowledge is the life of mind
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
