I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
But inner experience is only one source of human knowledge
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
Death is the best teacher
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
