I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There are no facts, only interpretations
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
You are my favorite distraction
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
