I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Be curious, not judgmental
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
