I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
We are born of love; love is our mother
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
