I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
To define is to limit
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
