I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
