I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
The one who steps back will not progress
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
There are no facts, only interpretations
Conquer yourself rather than the world
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
