I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind, and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
