I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differs from the dead
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
