Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
But inner experience is only one source of human knowledge
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Good better best Never let it rest. Til your Good is Better and your Better is Best
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
We create history by our observation, rather than history creating us
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
