Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
The friendship that can cease has never been real
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
