Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Resist much, obey little
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
