Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
