Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
Aspire to inspire before we expire
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
