Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
