Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Silence is the garden of thought
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
