Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
To be, or not to be: that is the question
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
