Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends
I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
