Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
The good of the people is the chief law
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
