Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
The things that we love tell us what we are
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
