Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
In every walk with Nature one receives far more than he seeks
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Explanation is where the mind rests
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
