Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
