Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
The past is a place of reference, not a place of residence; the past is a place of learning, not a place of living
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
Man is primarily governed by passion and instinct
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
