Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
Love is a serious mental disease
Don't disturb my circles
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
