Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Help and you will be helped
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
Everything you can imagine is real
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
