Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
zombies eat brains, you are safe
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
