Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
Conquer yourself rather than the world
The chief enemy of creativity is good sense
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
