Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
We are born of love; love is our mother
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to change often
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
The brave may not live forever – But the cautious do not live at all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer