Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
The root of suffering is attachment
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
