Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Man is the cruelest animal
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
The chief enemy of creativity is good sense
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
