Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He is an intelligent person who can translate his actions into good
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
All knowledge degenerates into probability
Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil
Hope is a waking dream
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
