How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The knowledge of all things is possible
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
There is a voice that doesn't use words, Listen
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