I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Art may make a suit of clothes, but nature must produce a man
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
The brave may not live forever – But the cautious do not live at all
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
