I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
The one who steps back will not progress
Shortest horror story: Monday
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
