I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
