I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The one who steps back will not progress
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
You are my favorite distraction
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
