Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Lightning makes no sound until it strike
Never spend your money before you have it.
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
if you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. if they don't, they never were
Do you wish to be the master of a good servant, with whom you will be satisfied? If so, you must perform service for yourself.
Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer