Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
If you have a garden and a library you have everything you need
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be
With life as short as half taken breath, don't plant anything but love
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
