I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
What goes up must come down.
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Dare to think for yourself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
