I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
