I am not anti social I am selectively social
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
A wrong concept misleads the understanding; a wrong deed degrades the whole man, and may eventually demolish the structure of the human ego
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer