Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
The death of dogma is the birth of morality
The very essence of romance is uncertainty
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer