Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
There is no remedy for love but to love more
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
Scientist believe in things, not in person
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
