Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
Shortest horror story: Monday
Be curious, not judgmental
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
