Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
