You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Love truth, but pardon error
Do you wish to be the master of a good servant, with whom you will be satisfied? If so, you must perform service for yourself.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
Know yourself to know your lord
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
