You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Man is the cruelest animal
The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think.
Things do not change; we change
Run away from greatness and greatness will follow you
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
