You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The greatest truth is honesty and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty
An enemy to whom you show kindness becomes your friend
I am not anti social I am selectively social
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
We are born of love; love is our mother
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
