What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
The knowledge of all things is possible
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
