What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
The heart was made to be broken
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
