happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows
Achieve your goals in silence
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
It's kind of fun to do the impossible
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
