happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A good friend will always stab you in the front
I don't care that they stole my idea.. I care that they don't have any of their own
The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable
It is dangerous for a human being to be too self-confident
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
When a persons authority is great, his effort and his caution must also be great.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
