happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Patience ensures victory
The question is not what you look at, but what you see
Learning never exhausts the mind
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
