May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
Achieve your goals in silence
It is dangerous for a human being to be too self-confident
I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better
Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
