May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
It is a beautiful and delightful sight to behold the body of the Moon
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
